The Funny Things Kid’s Say

Just a quick post today. I may add more to this later on, but it always strikes me the funny things kids say at the dentist. Of course, they say funny stuff all the time. I am just blessed to hear it more often than most because I see so many children every day.



Yesterday, in our office, a child recovering from a sedative medication looked at her mother and said: "Mommy, you have three eyes".

Also, yesterday a child said (with pride): "I broke my brother's arm. Yea, we fight real bad. I broke his arm."

Other things overheard: "My lip is fuzzy", "Is this real life"?

The little films we use to take intraoral x-rays are called "Bitewings" because basically you bite on them. Well, a long time ago a young girl heard something different: "Bat wings? you aren't going to put bat wings in MY mouth!"

Student dentist sees mother and young three year old child--Student: "How you doin sport?" Child says, "I ain't no spoat you fool!" Mom then says: "Oh, don't pay no mind to him, he's got an electron loost inside of his head."

"That Sucks, that really sucks a lot"--child referring to the dental suction.

Patient looking over to the doctor (not me)--said: "You ugly"

Thank you for letting me look at your teeth--patient says "you're Not welcome"

This is sooo funny, (but I worry about this kid and whether he was ready to leave the office)-still funny:



More to come....

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Why Does Dentistry Cost So Much?

How much does a filling cost? How much to "pull" a tooth? These are important questions. However, because the cost of everything medical related is rising faster than the general rate of inflation, you need to ask yourself what are you getting for your money. This is not a product oriented business. You can't go online and get it a cheaper. Dentistry is part of the service industry. It is important to provide good compassionate care for these children.

What if I told you I could give you a filling for $10? What a great "deal"! So, I hand you the material we use for fillings (costs about $10 for that little blob of filling material). Are you happy? Now, wait a minute. Most of the cost of a dental procedure is not the materials (although that can be high enough sometimes). What you are paying for is Time and Expertise.

In order for a dentist to provide a service, he must stock the materials, buy the instruments to put in the filling and do the surgery, buy fancy dental chairs and equipment, hire skilled assistants and front office staff, and buy copiers and all the other stuff most businesses require to operate. In addition he must pay large insurance premiums, and buy very expensive x-ray machines. Then you obviously want someone qualified to do surgery. This is not your car, it's you; (or your child).

Expertise--Dental school takes four years after college, plus a few more years of specialty residency if needed. Most dentists are in debt up to their eyeballs when they enter the workforce. They have invested in the training and education to become proficient. He has become an expert. That's the guy you want working on your tooth.

Time--Have you ever noticed how little time the medical doctor spends with you? The nurses and office personnel do a lot and the M.D. is in and out in two minutes. Why? Time is money. The market demands less reimbursement, so the patient gets what he pays for. Although sometimes visits are short, dentists spend way more time with their patients especially during a filling or surgical procedure than do physicians.

Also, in the last decade insurance companies have influenced the market so much that a dentist often writes off much of the work he does. One often overlooked aspect of dentistry is the charity work done for free. I'm not making excuses or trying to make is all a bed of roses. If a dentist's fees are too low, he will eventually go out of business. Dentistry is a business and it is expensive. But all things considered, it's a bargain.You may just keep those teeth the rest of your life.

So, next time you wonder why it is so much. Remember: Time and Expertise.

Here is an interesting link:
Why Is Dentistry So Expensive?

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