The Funny Things Kid’s Say
Just a quick post today. I may add more to this later on, but it always strikes me the funny things kids say at the dentist. Of course, they say funny stuff all the time. I am just blessed to hear it more often than most because I see so many children every day.Yesterday, in our office, a child recovering from a sedative medication looked at her mother and said: "Mommy, you have three eyes".
Also, yesterday a child said (with pride): "I broke my brother's arm. Yea, we fight real bad. I broke his arm."
Other things overheard: "My lip is fuzzy", "Is this real life"?
The little films we use to take intraoral x-rays are called "Bitewings" because basically you bite on them. Well, a long time ago a young girl heard something different: "Bat wings? you aren't going to put bat wings in MY mouth!"
Student dentist sees mother and young three year old child--Student: "How you doin sport?" Child says, "I ain't no spoat you fool!" Mom then says: "Oh, don't pay no mind to him, he's got an electron loost inside of his head."
"That Sucks, that really sucks a lot"--child referring to the dental suction.
Patient looking over to the doctor (not me)--said: "You ugly"
Thank you for letting me look at your teeth--patient says "you're Not welcome"
This is sooo funny, (but I worry about this kid and whether he was ready to leave the office)-still funny:
More to come....
Patient looking over to the doctor (not me)--said: "You ugly"
Thank you for letting me look at your teeth--patient says "you're Not welcome"
This is sooo funny, (but I worry about this kid and whether he was ready to leave the office)-still funny:
More to come....
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